justintimberlakedoingthings:

djddy:

????

Justin Timberlake makes an unlikely friend
justintimberlakedoingthings:

djddy:

????

Justin Timberlake makes an unlikely friend

justintimberlakedoingthings:

djddy:

????

Justin Timberlake makes an unlikely friend

(via ruinedchildhood)

just-gypsy-caroline:

dangergays:

My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”

I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.

She hates flies.

I like the sound of your grandmother.

(via orgasmic-humor)

fishingboatproceeds:

juliaworksout:

One of the best advices I’ve ever heard tbh

I was talking about golf.
But yeah. It applies pretty broadly I guess.

fishingboatproceeds:

juliaworksout:

One of the best advices I’ve ever heard tbh

I was talking about golf.

But yeah. It applies pretty broadly I guess.

(via orgasmic-humor)

fragile-fallen-angel:

ya-boi-strider:

Somebody needs to give that guy an award

He just made that cop’s shitty day 10x better. He has to deal with grumpy, hateful protesters and then Jesus fucking shows up.
fragile-fallen-angel:

ya-boi-strider:

Somebody needs to give that guy an award

He just made that cop’s shitty day 10x better. He has to deal with grumpy, hateful protesters and then Jesus fucking shows up.
fragile-fallen-angel:

ya-boi-strider:

Somebody needs to give that guy an award

He just made that cop’s shitty day 10x better. He has to deal with grumpy, hateful protesters and then Jesus fucking shows up.
fragile-fallen-angel:

ya-boi-strider:

Somebody needs to give that guy an award

He just made that cop’s shitty day 10x better. He has to deal with grumpy, hateful protesters and then Jesus fucking shows up.
fragile-fallen-angel:

ya-boi-strider:

Somebody needs to give that guy an award

He just made that cop’s shitty day 10x better. He has to deal with grumpy, hateful protesters and then Jesus fucking shows up.

fragile-fallen-angel:

ya-boi-strider:

Somebody needs to give that guy an award

He just made that cop’s shitty day 10x better. He has to deal with grumpy, hateful protesters and then Jesus fucking shows up.

(via beyoncexpert)

0ffic3cha1r:

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

Get married

(via orgasmic-humor)

sassysinglelady:

jackiebeulahburkhart:

sherlocksmyth:

"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"

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This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

(via laughter-everyday)

priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

(via laughter-everyday)

lolsomeone-actually:

instabrowngirls:

Fact: Blue Ivy Already Dances Better Than Taylor Swift 

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im gonna say this again, WATCHING TAYLOR SWIFT IN PERSON DANCE AT THE VMAS WAS THE BEST ENTERTAINMENT OF THE NIGHT, ASIDE FROM QUEEN BEY OF COURSE

(via laughter-everyday)

dilapidatedragamuffin:

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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who spends the whole movie…

themethfairy:

I FOUND A SECRET SHARING WEBSITE AND THIS IS THE BEST ONE

(via laughter-everyday)